Trader Hoe’s

My beef with Trader Joe’s is minor, but it is worth noting. As we all know, Trader Joe’s is a bastion of society. I don’t know what bastion means tbh, but I used that word to sound smart. Anyways, Trader Joe’s is lovely overall. I give it a 10/10 as a critic. They rotate fun festive things and have the best frozen food section in the game.
THAT SAID……… their cracker game is sketch. What happens when you get older is you get into charcuterie, and by that I mean crackers, salamis, and cheese. Trader Joes has an insane selection of crackers, perhaps the most diverse cracker collection in cracker history. BUT….. they rotate their FUCKING crackers all the time, so when you get hooked on a certain type of cracker, you can’t feed your addiction. It’s not fair. Many things are not fair in this world, but the Trader Joe’s cracker scandal is something that can be totally fixed! They need to get their supply chain fixed, and some real-time data analytics to ensure that works. I’ll get off my high horse, but if you disagree, let’s argue!!!!

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I wrote this blog for a few reasons. One is because nobody in my circle of friends ever puts me on to music or things that are dope that I haven't heard about (step your game up friends!) as few people nerd out as hard as me on the dumb things I focus on. The other and main reason is because I am so tired of The NeedleDrop and Pitchfork, from the way Fantano talks about music, to the way that Pitchfork writes about it. Both cause me physical pain to read or watch, yet I for some reason occasionally check their review scores, because they are the only sites I know that do stay on top of music (to a degree), and they focus on genres that I'm not tapped into, so occasionally I find something good. Is it worth the pain? No. So let me save you the pain, by only sharing with you my favorites, and maybe you'll find a new favorite. Oh and I also love talking shit, so I'll do that too, but this blog is about showing love to great art.
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